Toilet Seat Tubing

27 Dec

Floater’s Blog: Pool Date January 1st 2025

When you are sitting on the toilet, do you ever think, 'Wow, that's a giant log! It's taking minutes to flow through my orifice,' and yet when you look in the bowl a shocking image appears. It's like a cocktail wiener!

'The gods must be playing tricks on me?' You look around for Loki.

And then other times, you say to yourself, 'Whoa, that was quick and easy! That bran is really paying off,' but what you see this time is filling the bowl!

'Did three people before me forget to flush? Where did all that come from?'

Maybe these aren't your thoughts? Mine neither, it was just conjecture. I have no idea where that idea came from although a toilet seat does resemble a pool float in a minimilist kind of way.

Anyway, if you have done as many beer floats as I have (sometimes even without a beer, but don’t tell anybody) you end up thinking about strange things. Atop your float, is a meditative place for peace, tranquility and haywired synapse activity. Get on it and let your mind wander. Lose the stress of day to day living...experience beerfloat.calm.

I have no idea where the concept for this Floater's Blog came from?